TOP TEN REASONS THAT SHOULD GET YOU FIRED

FROM THE PENFIELD REEFERS BAND:

10 - YOU DON’T SHOW UP FOR A GIG

9 - YOU DON’T LEARN NEW SONGS BECAUSE THE DOG ATE YOUR CD

8 - YOU DOUBLE BOOK GIGS AND THEN DITCH US FOR A BIGGER PAYDAY

7 - YOU’RE A DRUMMER AND YOU CAN’T COUNT TO FOUR

6 - YOU HIT ON THE MILLIONAIRE CLIENT’S WIFE

5 - YOU TRY TO STEAL OUR GIGS FOR YOUR “OTHER” BAND

4 - YOU’RE DATING A GIRL NAMED “YOKO”

3 - YOUR WIFE IS GIVING PIPE JOBS IN THE MEN’S BATHROOM

2 - YOU’RE GIVING PIPE JOBS IN THE MEN’S BATHROOM

1 - OK, I LIED. THERE ARE ONLY NINE

As the band welcomes yet another new member,

let's take a stroll down Memory Lane and take a look at the