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Number 5:

Port 5 2007 – It was the Fourth of July and Ronnie the “turn-it-up-a-notch” guy was fading fast. The hooch was finally catching up with him and his head started to slowly bob and roll back as he began to doze off in his chair. Next thing y’know, his jaw drops like a cross-eyed trout and his teeth go flying out of his mouth, bounce off his lap and go tumbling across the dance floor….. with his buddy Steve in hot pursuit, who retrieves the choppers and hands them back to the owner, Ronnie……who then looks up at him and says “where did you get these?” Hahahaha…you can’t make up sh*t like that!!!!!

Now immortalized in a re-write by JD and T-Bone…”Tequila Makes Your Teeth Fall Out”

He started strong but now he's fadin' fast

Ol' Cuervo Gold has gone and kicked his ass

His jaws are gapin' like a cross-eyed trout

Yeah, tequila makes his teeth fall out

Just then they tumbled across the floor

And kept a-rollin' out towards the door

A diving catch saved the day, no doubt

'Cos tequila makes his teeth fall out

Chorus:

He'll start by knockin’ down a few shots

Then he’ll down a couple more

Dippin’, divin’, dancin’ out of control

He’s a terror on the floor

He don't mean nothin' he's just having fun

Tomorrow he'll say: "oh what have I done?"

His friends will joke about the teeth he lost

Oh, tequila makes his teeth fall out

Instrumental

Somebody grab a tube of Fixodent

Ol' Ronnie's choppers just got up and went

"C'mon and turn it up a notch", he shouts