Number 3:
Ischoda Yacht Club, the summer of 2002.... Our drummer at the time had a very unique looking baby blue drumset. The picture below is of a similar set, albeit in “porcelain white”.
Now Wayne was always one to joke around with you but this was one time where the tables were turned. A couple of the guys in the audience, who shall remain nameless (Steve and Dave) decided that the mounted drums on the set looked an awful lot like urinals. So, while Wayne was prowling the crowd elsewhere, they inserted some urinal mints into the drums and waited for them to be noticed. (For those who may be unaware, urinal mints are the slang term for deodorizing disinfectant blocks)
Well, the band played another three hours and the mints remained undiscovered. The two perpetrators couldn’t take it anymore as they were laughing so hard that they were about ready to p*ss in their pants. They figured since opportunity was knocking that they may as well get ahold of things and walked on up to the front of the drumset in between songs.
Wayne just sat their looking puzzled as they both pulled down their flies and prepared to urinate in the 2 mounted drums containing the mints. The puzzling look quickly disappeared as Wayne hit the roof while screaming “WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?!?!?!”
Hahahahahahaha. Everyone in the place was rolling on the ground laughing. I had friggin’ tears in my eyes! Hahahahahahahha.
Wayne wouldn’t speak to any of us for two weeks.
(Thank God for little miracles)
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