Number 2:
One of our early band members (whom we shall call Tattoo to protect his identity) was famous for trying to pick up chicks during the gig breaks. He was the type who would even go after a snake in a woodpile if he could get ahold of it.
So he meets this blonde in a seedy little joint we used to play in (that alone shoulda been a tip-off) and lays his rap on her as she sits waiting to meet up with a girlfriend. By the end of the night, he's all proud of himself for having scored her phone number and made plans to take her boating on the lake the following day .
So, I happened to call him around noon and found him all depressed. He then confessed that the blonde with the German accent musta written down the wrong number by accident 'cos when he called, he found it out of service. Bummer. Oh well....there's other fish in the sea, right?.
As luck would have it, we were doing a gig at EEYC a month later and lo and behold.....there sits his little fraulein at the bar by herself. So Tattoo’s tail goes up in the air as he trips over his d*ck to move in on his little lost dreamboat..... Once again, he lays his rap on her and comes away all smiling and proud 'cos he got the chick's "real" phone number. There's big plans on the horizon for little baldy!
So, a few days later, I talk to him and ask him how he made out with the blonde bombshell. His head drops down and he's almost in tears..... I asked him what the deal was..... He said he called the number and heard "good afternoon, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Leroy speaking"....hahahahahahaha...I p*ssed in my pants laughing! He got duped again!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha.... You gotta be sh*ttin' me!!!!!!
Well, we actually ran into her one more time at another gig and were waiting for ol' dogd*ck to go sniffing after her yet again....... Nope. Tattoo had finally learned his lesson and gave up. Uncle.
Some weeks later, King and I found out a little more info about our little German nanny...... Remember that girlfriend she was waiting for at the seedy little bar??? Yep. You guessed it..... They're a couple of lap-lunchers! Hahahahahaha….Lezbo City!!!!! Hahahahahahaha.
God bless ya, honey!
Of course, we didn't have the heart to tell Tattoo......
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